what a time to be alive
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*